Waffles, the Founder of hot settlements

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Tommy Waffles, the famous Singer, the idol of Ah Lian the Orang-Utan, was spotted last evening peeping at a few girls having their showers in the renowned hot baths in Rome. Girl number one, who only wanted to be known as Evian Freshwater, said, “I was lucky to be the only one who was fully dressed.”

Her friends, though, were not so lucky. All five of them have been admitted into Woodbridge Royal Anglo Hospital for shock treatment. The media is also sad to announce that the hospital was funded and built by Waffles himself.

However, when interviewed, Waffles defended himself with a smug expression on his face, saying, “I was only looking for a site for a settlement. I thought the hot baths would be a good place due to its natural water… and natural, ah, beauty.” He was immediately arrested for making obscene remarks at a female reporter, who is none other than yours truly.

Thank you for your kind consolation, the reporter is now happily resting at home, eating apples and writing a report, hoping to spread the misdeeds of Tommy Waffles to the many households of Singapore.