Saturday, May 06, 2006

The Twentieth Annual Moo Awards

Good Evening, ladies and gents!

Host: Welcome to The T.A.M.A 2006! It is here that we, citizens of Moomooland, honour the commendable contributions of our fellow countrymen! It is with great pleasure that we give our first award to... Miss Koolar from Dracula (pronounced Smith) Farm!

Miss Koolar: Hello everybody! I am very pleased to be receiving this award. However, I wish to correct the host here. In where I come from, M-I-S-S is not pronounced "Miss", but "Muss". Thank you.

Host: Thank you, Muss Koolar, for your help in driving away the mutant hamsters last fall during the 101th invasion by the Bullbull Military Force from BullBullland, recorded under act 46, page 103 of the Royal Book. Now let's end this stupid award ceremony with an advertisment!

DRINK MOOMOO MILK... AND YOU'LL NEVER LOOK AT MUTANT HAMSTERS IN THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN!

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