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Why you should advertise with us:

1. Judging from how intently you are reading this advertisement, it is clear that our advertisements are eye-catching and appealing.

2. With 20 years' worth of experience in advertising, there is no doubt as to our standing in the local advertisement industry. For 20 years we've been doling out advertisements like this one you're reading right now, and yet we've still got people like you reading them!

3. As the smarter reader might have figured out from point number 2, we haven't had a single customer for 20 years and we're really desperate.

So, for heaven's sake, advertise with us.

Rest assured that we only use high-quality genuine 24-carat gold leaf for all our pamphlets and flyers, so no member of the public will throw away your advertisements without reading them.

And one last thing before you contact us: We didn't say anything about the cost. (:

A Coloured Joke

In reply to True Colours, an article written on Sunday, February 15th, a reader has wrote in with a joke to share with every single one of us.

What is the panda's biggest dream in life?

To have a coloured photo of itself!

Oh ho ho ho, what a merry joke! I'm sure it plastered a big big smile on your face! What a witty joke for a reader to write in! We really appreciate you taking your time and effort to type this out and send it to us! Over here, we will like to wish you a very big THANK YOU!

As a foot note, I gladly announce that I, am the very witty reader :)

Invasion of Aliens

Oh pardon us, the great authors of the EVENING VICTORIAN MIRROR, for leaving this beautiful site stagnant for quite a while.

This is all due to the alien invasion from the 'Cynthia' land. After much careful and extremely meticulous research, we have found out that 'Cynthia' is very much related to 'Esther'! Wow!

No, my dear readers, we have not been holidaying away. We have been slogging our lifes away, fighting like true heroes against the aliens from 'Cynthia' and we are glad to say that, the battle is won!

Stay tuned with your eyes glued to the screen, pressing the key 'F5' ever so often for more exciting news!