The Twentieth Annual Moo Awards

Good Evening, ladies and gents!

Host: Welcome to The T.A.M.A 2006! It is here that we, citizens of Moomooland, honour the commendable contributions of our fellow countrymen! It is with great pleasure that we give our first award to... Miss Koolar from Dracula (pronounced Smith) Farm!

Miss Koolar: Hello everybody! I am very pleased to be receiving this award. However, I wish to correct the host here. In where I come from, M-I-S-S is not pronounced "Miss", but "Muss". Thank you.

Host: Thank you, Muss Koolar, for your help in driving away the mutant hamsters last fall during the 101th invasion by the Bullbull Military Force from BullBullland, recorded under act 46, page 103 of the Royal Book. Now let's end this stupid award ceremony with an advertisment!

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Sorry, you won the 'Sorry' Award.

Ever imagined that you could win an award for saying the most number of times of 'Sorry'? The Sorry High Council has hereby awarded a 'Sorry' Award to Sir C.H.A.N for appologising to his gifted class at a amazing rate of 8/20 times per min!

That may qualify as a World Zeeneeus Record.

However, Sir C.H.A.N has kindly declined the offer as he will be leaving his gifted class in search of a life-partner, who agrees that (a+b) squareD equals to a squareD + b squareD.

So, unfortunately, Sir C.H.A.N will be disqualified from the World Zeeneeus Record.

Let us observe one minute of silence, in remebrance of Sir C.H.A.N and his 'Sorries' and his algebra and mensuration. Note that you pronouce those words correctly.

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FEMALE or MALE?

There was beautiful concert by an artist by the name of Ning Xi. He/She was playing a chinese instrument, the yang qin, and the melody struck perfectly, every beat touched the heart, every note strung our insides together. There were no doubts on his musical talents.

But there was a very important question that everyone wanted to know. Is Ning Xi a male or a female?

Photos have shown him or her always to be dressed in long pants and baggy clothings, so nobody could really see if he/she is a female or male. Thus, our reporter ABT, full name Assie Butty Toad decided to do something about it.

MISSION ONE:
ABT went over to his/her estate to find out more about his gender.

This was what our reporter saw:



This is a statue of Ning Xi outside his/her's house. The reporter than proceeded to ring on the doorbell. When the door opened, the excited reporter was once again let down.

It was Ning Xi's manager.

The attempt to find out about Ning Xi's gender failed.

MISSION TWO:
ABT joins the paparazzi.

During the first day of shadowing Ning Xi, ABT saw him/her walking into a prostitute and returning home with a few hot and sexy girls. However, he/she did not stay long in the house. Instead, the went over to his/her neighbour's house. Laughters could be heard from his/her's house and it was noted that he/her did not return, and the girls left by themselves in the morning.

Next, ABT returned to his own house and emerged outside again after a few hours. He/She was dressed in different clothings this time. Ning Xi walked into a red car and drove off. After half an hour, he/she stopped at bright pink house. She/He placed it's hands around an attractive male's waist and both of them flirted around for quite a while.

Then, the question aroused. Is Ning Xi homosexual?

MISSION THREE:
No more mission three, ABT was sacked for being inefficiency in work.

MISSION FOUR:
The two Presidents of EVM decided to set out personally to Ning Xi's house to take a look.

And we found something that ABT did not see. It was a few metres beside the statue featured earlier on.



Mission accomplished. Ning Xi is a girl. Turns our he has a twin sister.